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I want a symbol ![]() A rant by: JoeQuimby You may have all seen the recent advertisements talking about how great the metis people are, they're on TV, and i think there are billboards. They're pretty cheezy, but i guess they get the point across. What caught my attention was the little ininity symbol on all of the ads (Its the little bowtie looking loop). For the longest time I've been noticing infinity symbols on cars, and I was always curious why people had them as bumper stickers, or hanging from the rear view mirror. After these commercials i now realize that the symbol must represent Metis people. My thoughts of an underground math organization taking over the world were disolved when i found out that this is the metis symbol. My question is, Why do they get to claim that symbol. Where was I when they started allowing people to use well known symbols to associate with themselves? I woulda totally taken the infinity symbol, or maybe PI, or #, that would be cool. So i thought, why not? I've always wanted to have a symbol to represent people of my descent, but i could never come up with a clever design. So From now on, people like me that are canadians with russian/german descent can use '#' as our sign. I was kinda torn between '@' , '$' and the batman symbol, but I figured the number sign is really easy to type, just hold shift and press 3 and you can now say: "I know a # guy, he's really cool" Instead of: "I know a russian/german Canadian, he's really cool" It's a good thing i got in on this now before all of the other symbols are taken. So, if you've gotten this far in my rant without hitting the back button you either have a stupid sense of humour like me, or you've got nothing better to do. If you don't have a sense of humour, please don't take me seriously, i just thought it was interesting that the metis use the infinity symbol, i now know what the symbol means when i see it on cars, though it may confuse me on my next math test. << Back Add a Comment Comments ( Add a Comment ) jammin says: 2006-06-02 22:46:40 I would like to claim the © (copyright) symbol on behalf of all Canadians of Ukranian ancestry. That way anytime a brilliant piece of writing is credited to someone, or anything else for that matter, the assumption will be made that it is someone of Ukranian background. You see... we have never been known for our intelligence so to say, so we need all the help we can get. Anonymous says: 2006-06-06 16:40:58 I am a WASP so I want to claim The * because I think it looks a little like a wasp in mid flight. Anonymous says: 2006-06-06 16:41:09 I am a WASP so I want to claim The * because I think it looks a little like a wasp in mid flight. BigB says: 2006-06-08 18:16:31 I wish i wouldn't have read this rant. Now i will feel dirty everytime i drive my wifes Infinity suv. I am a little disappointed that the german/russian/canadians didnt have a vote before determining our symbol, i would prefer something more obscene. -big b # FreedomFries says: 2006-06-08 20:54:19 Do letters count? If they do I claim all vowels. From now on I'm collecting royalties on A,E,I,O,U and sometimes Y. $.10 each time you use them in any formal type of publication. ;) scrumtrulescent says: 2006-06-08 21:16:35 n tht cs, m psts wll b mch shrtr nw Anonymous says: 2006-06-09 02:28:20 I'd like to add mine,?,to question why symolism is so important and,HOW?WHEN?WHY?WHO?[?] Anonymous says: 2006-06-14 03:53:06 Us #s have to stick together, what with all these ~s, ©s, *s, and ?s cropping up all over the place. #s unite! Anonymous says: 2006-06-22 18:23:27 Okay ... enuf with this nonsense about letters and such ... I'm claiming: ∝ For the non math-types, this means 'proportional to'. And in case it's not showing up for some, it's an infinity sign that's not closed on the right-hand side. I'm claiming it for all german-ukrainian engineers. BigB says: 2006-06-26 13:51:53 WOW, Ukranite w/ engineer. My stomach just flipped in disgust. Did you get a discount on the ring by chance? Anonymous says: 2006-06-26 19:48:22 Hey BigB or should I say FatB! Don't start putting down ethnic backgrounds. Do you understand other languages? Yeah, whatever, go get another fatty burger from the WhiteSpot you fat pig. JT says: 2006-06-27 11:20:48 I'm pretty sure the Hebrews called the "$" sign JetPilot says: 2006-06-27 20:17:09 I like that one JT. That's funny. BigB says: 2006-06-28 11:26:47 aww muffin, did i hit a sensitive spot? Calling me fat really hurts my feelings. Just please dont call me a 'dumbdumbhead' i dont think i can take these insults. Pretty pathetic insults for an educated ukranite! JetPilot says: 2006-06-29 19:50:23 Hey Anonymous you are an idiot. If you were a real Ukrainian or German (whatever) which I probably know you are not, you should know that the Ukraine has a symbol and is called the "Trezub". I'm not sure of the proper English spelling for it. BigB, I hope you are not trying to imply that most Ukrainians are uneducated. I think the problem is just with the anonymous bastard. BigB says: 2006-07-06 12:32:18 I wasn't implying it. but infact, majority of ukranites i know are not educated but have the cockiness of a harvard graduate. So now that we are on the topic. I despise uk's and of course the french. I was also pleased to see portugal wont be winning a world cup anytime soon. Hopefully the sweaty italians will win it. #. withoutprejudice says: 2006-08-04 14:53:29 The Native Symbol should be an arrow going through a dollar sign... appleslicer says: 2006-12-05 14:56:04 Canada's symbol should be a pig, never mind the maple leaf! The pig stands for corporate greed and a lust for First Nation resources. BigB says: 2006-12-05 16:16:51 I agree with W/OP. As for Canada's symbol maybe a band geek getting his ass kicked for milk money would be more fitting. |
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Speaking of symbols, nothing makes me laugh harder than those greasy activists who scrawl the 'peace' sign on their signs, but forget the little stick between the Y. So instead of wanting peace, they want a Mercedes-Benz! As for my symbol, I think I'd want the ~ (tilde) sign. Familiar, but still unusual... off the beaten path on the keyboard.