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Females are idiots in the clubs  A rant by: merlot Ok. So I want to know why women are so stupid when they are waiting at the bar for a drink.ESPECIALLY when they are with other hens! The bartender comes over,has to get their attention because they are spaced out by the neat lights and fun music.Finally gets the idiots attention.Then they have to actually THINK about what it is they want!Didn't you know this BEFORE coming to the bar? Then he makes the drinks.Something like,"ummm...i don't know....something fruity."My god you broads are stupid. Then he makes it...comes over...struggles to get the dumb broads attention AGAIN...and then she digs in her fake Louis Vuitton purse for her only $5.00 bill she probably has.And then if it's shooters for her and her friends,"ummm, we're all paying SEPARATELY!"Ummm...no you aren't stupid. Now..compare this to when a GUY comes up. Guys are attentive, quick, buy rounds, and tip. Is it because guys make more money than women? Probably to some point. This is why men become gay. Because women are so stupid. << Back Add a Comment Comments ( Add a Comment ) BigB says: 2006-11-14 19:07:28 ur both idiots. that is symptoms of a girl that has been drinking. Girl that has been drinking is a good thing kids. This is all part of growing up. When i was 16 i would order about 5 different drinks when i went to the bar. Now there is only 1 type of beer and 1 type of whiskey that i like to drink. Let these lil girls have their fun, try new drinks and get a lil dirty. GreatFlatLand says: 2006-11-21 09:00:45 Two points that I would like to make: 1) You say women only have five dollars in their purse because men make more money. I say we solve this problem of women taking too long to order drinks by harmonizing wages between men and women. it's so simple! 2) Ordering drinks at the bar at 16 is illegal. merlot says: 2006-11-22 00:59:50 Greatflatland...did you're 7 year old kid tell you to write that as a response? That's the most idiotic thing i've heard in some time! log1c says: 2006-11-25 14:58:08 This has to be the stupidest rant I've ever read, your complaining about the extra 15 seconds that it takes a drunk 18 year old girl to buy a drink at a nightclub, are you that big of an alcholic that you can't possibly stand around a few extra seconds while some "broad" gets a drink, why dont you go to an all male club then, I suppose you would fit in better there. maddogjones says: 2006-11-28 20:16:04 true-f***ing-that logic, this faggit 'merlot' wants to not feed these girls drinks? umm go to desire then ya home... waahh wahh, waiting an extra 5 seconds to get some hot brizzies drunk, get some balls and go talk to them instead of worrying about what kind of drink they are ordering you creepy bastard. BigB says: 2006-11-29 11:38:22 Why waste money on the drinks. Get urself an 8-ball and u got urself a buncha party girls. bangbang SOLMoFo says: 2007-02-08 22:37:58 BigB: Does it hurt when you pee? Banshee says: 2008-11-03 15:46:29 Sounds like somebody can't get any. Honeyboy, maybe if you improved your spelling and grammar, intelligent women wouldn't scorn you so. You walking genius, you. (sarcasm) Banshee says: 2008-11-03 15:47:44 "Greatflatland...did you're 7 year old kid tell you to write that as a response? That's the most idiotic thing i've heard in some time!" At least that 7 year old would know how to spell. |
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hahaha you are SO right! I'm a bartender too and it is SO true! Now I don't want to get bashed by anyone, so I want to point out that I myself am a woman and I can admit this about my fellow women. They are cheap at the bar, think that flashing their tits will get them free drinks, and they NEVER know what they want! Don't ask me what I would have and then say "oh no, I don't like that" well then DON'T ASK! (On that note, guys do that with beer "I'll have whatever beer" and then when you grab one they say "Oh no, not that one!" Geesh.) P.S. Ladies, NO ONE wants to touch your nasty damp sweaty money, so PLEASE do NOT keep money in your bra!!!!!